Archive for September, 2011

As per¬†researchers from University of Arizona and Princeton……Yawning is meant to cool your brain….or regulate brain temperature…. So Yawning is not linked to tiredness……………………

The researchers found yawning is more likely when the temperature outside is less than the temperature of the brain….Their argument is that keeping your mouth agape helps regulate the temperature of the brain by exposing the roof to cooler air. Cooler brains have been linked to alertness, which might help explain why we yawn when we’re tired…..to cool

Nice Work…..Special thanxs to¬†researchers¬†of¬†Princeton¬†and¬†Arizona…

AB’s Stroke: Now pple…if you boss ask why are u yawning ….You know what to say….Keeping the brain COOLLLLLLLLLL……… so guy’s chill and yawn a ¬†lot to keep your brain cool…….and be called Yanniiiiiii

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Creditcard.net……This domain has been sold for $1,38,000 (Aprrox Rs. 62,10,000/- ie ¬†Sixty Two Lakhs Only).

Australian Pixel Capital has paid $138.000 for the domain www. creditcard.net as it plan to enter the US financial comparison market. This sale marks the second highest for a .net domain this year, after Cars.net which sold for $170,000 ( Approx Rs 76,50,000/-) in June as per DN Journal.

AB’s Stoke: ¬†As¬†Shakespeare ¬†says “Whats’s In Name” people need not shall “THAT EXTRA” to get a name and to do business….if that was the case Monster would never have done business….so to do business…we all need great plan,great service and very¬†pleasant¬†experience for customer…..Thinkkkkk…….What say

Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check this up EBS (E-Billing Solutions has been acquired¬†by Ogone¬†for an undisclosed amount……

EBS (E-Billing Solutions), the second largest on-line payment provider in India, has announced that Ogone Payment Services, one of Europe’s leading payment service providers, has signed a binding agreement to acquire the company. This acquisition marks Ogone’s first foray outside of the European market and into the rapidly expanding Indian on-line payments market.

 However, EBS will continue to operate under its current management structure and market approach and will be responsible for running the operations and the continued expansion of the company. EBS will also retain its name and brand in the Indian market. The EBS board is supported by 3 members of the Ogone Payment Services Board.

¬†Mr Nishanth¬†Chandran, Co-Founder & CEO of EBS, said: ‚ÄúThis deal represents a huge opportunity for us to lead the market in India and Ogone Payment Services are the right partner to enable us to get to the number one position in India.‚ÄĚ

¬†Mr Peter De Caluwe, CEO of Ogone Payment Services, said: ‚ÄúOnly 8.4% of the Indian market is currently online but this translates to 100 million users, which makes it the fourth largest online country in the world and this is set to grow rapidly with online travel accounting for 80% of the commerce in India. Acquiring a leading company such as EBS represents a huge potential for us and our European merchants.‚ÄĚ

EBS were advised by growth partnership firm IndigoEdge. Ogone, meanwhile, were advised on the deal by Brian, Garnier & Co, an independent pan-European investment bank focused on growth companies.  

EBS now directly present in Chennai, Mumbai, Hyderabad, Bangalore, Delhi,and Thiruvananthapuram has more than 56+ payment options with an uptime of 99.999% and less than 0.001% of online fraud in its entire network of 3000+ merchants and 400+ resellers. EBS witnessed commendable growth over the years with a 300% increase in its merchant base. EBS currently enjoys a 20% market share in terms of the merchant base in the Indian Payment Gateway Industry. And some of the merchants include Flipkart, Snapdeals, APSRTC, Puma, Next, Being human watches,Aircel, Ctrls,BPL, etc

Ogone Payment Services is one of the main European service providers specialised in the processing of online payments, with more than 30000 customers in 45 countries. The company provides a range of electronic payment solutions covering a number of areas, including e-commerce, ticketing, call centres or the hotel industry. This includes both business-to-consumer solutions and business-to-business services (purchasing cards). With its transactional functionalities and extensive back-office capabilities, the Ogone Payment Services offering is one of the most comprehensive available today. And some of their clients include Friends Provident, Tui, Thomas Cook, Halfords, Just Eat, Bose, Opodo, Club Med, DHL International, Viking Direct/Office Depot, Thalys International, Misco and Center Parcs etc

Ogone Payment Services has offices in Belgium, the Netherlands, France, Germany, Switzerland, Austria and the United Kingdom.

This is deal time…….Hope this makes lots of changes in the present indian e-commerce market….and india e-commerce market grow in big and secure way…..

Cheers
VedamsGyan

Economics and Humour

Posted: September 12, 2011 in Humor

Check this up…and thanx to the friend who sent me this…..

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be
a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years eat once a month and
milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
YOU redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow,and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow imagescalled
Cowkimon! and market them worldwide.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the otherthe Leader of the Opposition.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you!!!!

Cheers
VedamsGyan